overheard/read on the wall in the stall at the goat

"it must have been so hard, growing up in the 80s"

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"fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity"

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"i was hoping someone would give me an epidural during my defense"

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"you're SO gay ... and not in that good, homosexual kinda way"